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At my old school there was a teacher who refused to teach one of my friends because she made up days of the week that matched his life:

Muscle Milk Monday

Tight Polo Tuesday

Wifeless Wednessday

Thunder Thigh Thursday

Forever Alone Friday

Why can’t I be a cat? Like I wouldn’t have to give any fucks. It would be acceptable for me to sleep all day and if somebody told me to get up all I would have to do is hiss at them and they’d leave me alone.

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